Lol there are like 4 Ashley’s at this target store.
Having a bland ass name has it’s perks.
Target got new employees named Oscar and Ashley
So there’s this two really attractive guys who work on Target I think I fell in love with. The one in the left is Oscar and the one in the right is Ashley, aren’t they just incredibly attractive? I would definitely marry any of them.
Mom: Why do you wanna go to Target so bad?
Me: …My friend Ashley works there
Everything will be alright if you keep me next to you